Inhale HealthPack of 2 Disposable Inhalable Vitamins (More Options Available)
R399
About
Introducing inhalable nutrients.
Inhale Health works on the bases of rapid nutrient uptake, because inhalation is a direct pathway to the bloodstream. The Inhale Health product line works with the respiratory system allowing nutrients to enter the bloodstream immediately. It contains vitamins and nutrients to energise you instantly, but without the worry of inhaling unhealthy substances. It is Nicotine-free and organically made.
Product Features
- Support cellular function: Vitamin B1 and vitamin B2 work together synergistically to support a healthy immune system, metabolism, and natural cellular processes.
- Boost energy & cognition: Vitamin B12 and vitamin B6 are rapidly absorbed to increase natural energy production and support brain function.
- Medical grade: All vitamins used are USP Pharmaceutical grade sourced from ISO certified facilities in the United States. All device raw materials are medical grade and BPA free.
- Formula made in the USA: Our nutrient formula is proudly manufactured here at home in the USA. We only include vitamins that have no daily maximum, meaning you cannot ingest too many vitamins from using Vitamin™.
- Organic base: Our USP Pharmaceutical grade nutrients are suspended in an organic base of vegetable glycerin. This allows them to be delivered to the lungs safely and efficiently.
- Contains zero nicotine: We are committed to making health products only. Our products contain absolutely ZERO nicotine. INHALE HEALTH® also contains no diacetyl, and is free of additives and byproducts.
- No refilling or recharging: INHALE HEALTH® products will flash ten times to let you know when it’s time for a new one. No refilling, no recharging. Simplicity is the key to brilliance.
- Nutrients redefined: INHALE HEALTH® accelerates your healthy lifestyle. We are redefining the wellness industry through our commitment to technological innovation and design.
- Product is disposable.
Check out the Inhale Health website or visit their Instagram for more info!
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.