100% NaturalPack of 2 Activated Organic Charcoal Teeth Whitener (30gx2)
R299
About
Want to keep those teeth looking sparkly and white then use this 100% all natural solution. Activated charcoal is formulated to clean and polish your teeth without the use of harmful artificial chemicals
Product Features
- Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder
- Formulated to whiten your teeth
- Safely cleans and polishes the teeth
- Improves gum health
- Designed to remove coffee, tea, wine, and tobacco stains
- Safe for everyday use
- Refined charcoal powder
- 100% natural
- 100% vegan
- No harmful chemicals, artificial colours, and flavours
- No fluoride, hydrogen peroxide, surfactant, or GMO
- Capacity: 30g x 2
How to Use
- Wet your toothbrush
- Dip into the powder (not too much)
- Gently brush your teeth for 2 minutes
- Wash your mouth thoroughly to remove all the residue
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We're joking. Obviously.
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