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100% Natural

Pack of 2 Activated Organic Charcoal Teeth Whitener (30gx2)

Retail: R600

R299

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White & Bright 100% natural Charcoal Safe cleaning
Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.

About

Want to keep those teeth looking sparkly and white then use this 100% all natural solution. Activated charcoal is formulated to clean and polish your teeth without the use of harmful artificial chemicals 

Product Features
  • Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder
  • Formulated to whiten your teeth
  • Safely cleans and polishes the teeth
  • Improves gum health
  • Designed to remove coffee, tea, wine, and tobacco stains
  • Safe for everyday use
  • Refined charcoal powder
  • 100% natural
  • 100% vegan
  • No harmful chemicals, artificial colours, and flavours
  • No fluoride, hydrogen peroxide, surfactant, or GMO
  • Capacity: 30g x 2

How to Use

  • Wet your toothbrush
  • Dip into the powder (not too much)
  • Gently brush your teeth for 2 minutes
  • Wash your mouth thoroughly to remove all the residue
“Great items on offer, and excellent customer support!” Colin, Benoni