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Father TimeOpen Dial Gear Wall Clock

R699

Retail: R1,000
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A definite statement piece with detailed features that will surely bring an edgy classic vibe to your house.

Product Features
  • Steam punk vibe
  • Detailed gears
  • Roman numerals
  • Statement piece

Product Specifications

  • Dimensions: 685mm (W) x 30mm (D
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We'd bet anything that the poncho was designed by a man

And you know how we know this?

Simple: it's simple. Cut a hole in a piece of fabric and call it a day simple.

The poncho is the clothing equivalent of the Japanese flag. If we were to list step-by-step instructions on how to make one yourself, there'd be no Step Two.

If you're wondering how this ties into today's deals, it doesn't. These are just the things we think about when we're tasked with writing blurbs but we're completely out of inspiration.