Providing all-day comfort for warm-weather excursions, the Super Coil Sandal combines a plush footbed made from quick-drying material with a molded strap that contours to your foot. Built to help keep you moving naturally on a variety of surfaces–from sand to stones, from beach to boardwalk–this durable Oakley sandal elevates warm-weather footwear with deep flex grooves and a tough rubber outsole.
MICROBAN:
A treatment that allows footwear to resist the growth of bacteria, mold and mildew that cause stains, odors and product deterioration.
RED CODE™:
Designed to compress at progressive rates in specific zones, components made with this Oakley technology offer enhanced performance cushioning, shock attenuation and energy return
UNOBTAINIUM RUBBER OUTSOLE:
Offering the traction and sure footing of surface grip, durable rubber formulations achieve performance characteristics unique to Oakley standards. They are used in our non-Vibram outsoles.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.