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OakleyFactory Pilot Gloves

R449

Retail: R900
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Unobtainium surfacing palms and fingers for a secure grip, plus textured pull for easy donning. Protective knuckle guard. Goat skin leather palm

Product Features:
  • 70% Goat Skin, 10% Elastane, 8% Nylon, 6% Chloroprene Rubber, 3% Rubber, 3% Carbon
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Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.