OakleyMen's Conquest Shorts (Limited stock available)
R449
About
Made with multiple pockets and slub chambray fabrication, the Conquest Shorts provide the small-item storage and soft comfort necessary to conquer your day. Featuring stripe detail at the legs and flag and ellipse logos, these everyday favorite Oakley shorts deliver a modern athletic look with a clean finish.
Product Features:
- Slim fit
- 100% Cotton
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.
