Create a Personal Horticultural Reference Book!
Over 300 pages of themed blank sections as well as loads of handy tips and secrets. Fill with your own notes, garden plans, ideas, inspirations, seasonal journals, and growing secrets. Allotment growers can log crop cycles. Indoor gardeners can keep track of their watering and feeding regimen. There are sections for memorable plantings and events. Whatever kind of gardener you are this book will soon become your most indispensable friend, helping to keep your crops and plants blooming at their best.
And then just walk away like they haven't committed the biggest atrocity any kitchen has ever seen. They probably also make tea in the order: milk, hot water, sugar and then the tea bag.
It creates the perfect precipice of frustration: keep it bottled in and it'll eat away at you, but if you say something you're the overreacting party-pooper who sucks the fun out of everything.
We realise this might seem a little abstract (for context, somebody did this exact thing at the OneDayOnly headquarters at around 4 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and it's been bugging us since) but it must be addressed on a grand scale so these perpetrators can understand the extent of their heinous crime.
Anyhoo, here are a truckload of great deals and if that doesn't immediately make you forget about all of your problems in the world, you clearly handle stress differently to us.