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Simon BakerMemory Foam Anti-Slip Bath Mat (50x80cm)

R269

Retail: R550
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Step out of the shower or tub onto this ultra soft and slip-resistant Memory Foam Bath Mat by Simon Baker.

Product Features
  • Quick absorbtion
  • Microfibre
  • High density memory foam inner
  • Comfort and support
  • Size: 50x80x2 cm
  • Wash care:
    • Machine wash at 30 degrees
    • Do not bleach
    • Do not tumble dry
    • Do not dry clean
    • Do not dry in direct sunlight
    • Please note: This item must be used on a dry surface.
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Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.