No more ugly plastic lilos, introducing the Pool Pillow. Pool pillows will make your summer one to remember.
Made in South Africa with meticulous attention to detail, these innovative outdoor accessories will form the focal point of your socialising over summer.
Using inner liners and marine grade cover fabric, these durable outdoor POOL PILLOWS are designed to handle the elements: hot, cold, wet, dry - even corrosive salt air and mildew!
Rest assured, this is outstanding value for money. You won't be disappointed! Not only can these pool pillows be used in the pool but outside as well.
They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Sad fact: nobody wants to hear it. There is only one dream worth talking about, and that's Martin Luther King Jr's.
Anyhoo, last night we had a dream where we featured half off tickets to see the Red Hot Chili Peppers live at the Department of Home Affairs. They weren't even performing. They just worked there. Crazy, huh?