Larry'sGigantic Magical Unicorn Yard Sprinkler
R849
About
No swimming pool? No worries! With the magical unicorn sprinkler, you can have hours of fun in the sun this summer. A great way to cool off on any sunny day this unicorn serves as both a cool-off system, fun garden decor or party centerpiece! Simply inflate and connect to a hose to let the water spray from the unicorn's horn.
Product features
- Great party centerpiece
- Fun garden decor
- Over 6 feet tall!
- Yard sprinkler - from the unicorn's horn
- Easy to inflate and move around
- Compact and easy to stow away until the next party
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.