Everyone knows that cleaning up after you've finished shaving is a thankless task. Try as you might, you can never quite gather up all of those stray hairs – and it seemingly only takes a solitary whisker resting on a bar of soap or nestled innocently in a toothbrush head to cause hours of heated debate.
Slip on The Beard Bib and put an end to this madness. This giant apron straps comfortably around your neck while the two suction cups attach to the mirror, creating a large safety net to catch your fallen trimmings.
If you're interrupted mid-shave; simply untie the neck straps, hook them onto the levers on the back of the suction cups and your bristles will remain safely in the bib until you return. Once you're finished just gather the bib together and empty it carefully into the bin.
It stows away in a handy travel pouch and comes in either black or white so you can contrast it with the colour of your beard hair. The creators have thought of everything.
Whether you're a regular beard shaver yourself or you know someone with particularly untidy grooming habits; for the sake of bathroom surfaces everywhere, buy The Beard Bib. As the creators of this life-changing product say – with great facial hair comes great responsibility.
So it stands to reason that their beard-grooming method - as the oldest - is also the truest.
Razors as we know 'em weren't around back then, so Vikings used to keep their whiskers in check by making use of a sharpened axe.
In addition to this, beard-grooming only ever took place outside and on windy days. Although it made beard maintenance harder, the Vikings believed the high winds carried their stray hairs directly to Valhalla.
We know. The first time we heard this we didn't believe it either.
But these days the art of axe-shaving is considered "unnecessarily risky" and "such a guy thing to even attempt". And touching up your beard without a mirror is much harder than it looks.
And without the wind, your hairs manage to get anywhere and everywhere.
But that's what this is for.