AcecampLarge LED Flashlight with Power Bank
R799
About
This is not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill flashlight. This water-resistant, rechargeable beacon is engineered especially for outdoor enthusiasts, security officers, hunters, preppers, and road warriors. It has a 3-stage switch that includes an SOS signal for when the going gets rough, and the high-powered, 1000-lumen CREE LED beam shines so bright it could compete with the headlights on your car. It might even be tougher than your car, too – made from aircraft-grade aluminium and polycarbonate lens, it will withstand just about anything you can put it through. As an added bonus, it will keep your phone and Bluetooth speaker charged with the built-in 4400 mAh universal smart charger.
Product Features
- High-powered 1000 lumen Cree LED
- Rechargeable USB smart charging battery
- Polycarbonate lens
- 3-Stage switch
- Water resistant
- Mini USB cord included
- Great gift
- Colour: Black
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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