Feel the blue blood coursing through your veins every time you pull on the Savoy Jersey, and let the timeless Style and Elegance of this illustrious Italian Royal House wash over you.
Named for the oldest royal family in the world, who ruled in Italy for over 700 years from their seat in the Alps, the House of Savoy left an indelible mark on the culture of the country, becoming synonymous with style, opulence and grandeur. Their influence can still be seen today whenever an Italian Sports Team takes to the field in their blues, a tribute to this celebrated legacy.
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And then just walk away like they haven't committed the biggest atrocity any kitchen has ever seen. They probably also make tea in the order: milk, hot water, sugar and then the tea bag.
It creates the perfect precipice of frustration: keep it bottled in and it'll eat away at you, but if you say something you're the overreacting party-pooper who sucks the fun out of everything.
We realise this might seem a little abstract (for context, somebody did this exact thing at the OneDayOnly headquarters at around 4 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and it's been bugging us since) but it must be addressed on a grand scale so these perpetrators can understand the extent of their heinous crime.
Anyhoo, here are a truckload of great deals and if that doesn't immediately make you forget about all of your problems in the world, you clearly handle stress differently to us.