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Brand new year, same weird world

In case you've somehow missed it, 2019 has already dished up a few "is this real life" moments:

Trump out-Trumped himself by ordering fast food takeout for his White House guests. Ever wondered what a Big Mac looks like on a silver platter?

Gillette released an advert that caused widespread controversy, despite not showing a single Gillette product.

And the most liked post on Instagram is now an egg. Which means that somewhere out there, a chicken is currently scratching around for feed, completely unaware that it laid the most famous egg in all of human history.

Anyway, here are a whole whack of deals that make perfect sense even when the rest of the world doesn't.