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Oceania

Mermaid Monofin

Retail: R500

R299

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Great gift Swim like a mermaid Perfect for summer Durable
Writer's block

Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.

We're joking. Obviously.

Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".

Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.

As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.

So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.

About

Look and swim like a real mermaid this summer. The Oceania mermaid flippers are perfect for those hot summer days at the beach or pool.

Product Features
  • Mermaid monofin for children and adults, comfortable and durable.
  • Children Size: Fits shoe size: 1-6  for male and 2-8 for female
  • Adult Size: Fits shoe size: 7-11
  • Build leg strength, increase water confidence.
  • Great for training and open water swimming.
Product Specifications
  • Material: PP + Neoprene
“Good products at even better prices!” Andile, Mpumalanga