They're like your brain's way of saying: you know what the world really needs? Nonsensical story lines that nobody questions and flying cars.
And even though we know they're absolutely bonkers and possess zero relevance whatsoever, we waste no time telling people all about them.
Nobody wants to hear it. You end up sounding like a toddler trying to explain the latest episode of Game of Thrones.
The only dream worth talking about is Martin Luther's. Fact.
Anyhoo, we had a dream we sold out by noon today and spent the rest of our time hanging out the Red Hot Chili Peppers at Home Affairs. Crazy, huh?
The Chef Sense Kitchen Machine offers Kenwood’s functional excellence and refined durability, making it a must for bakers. The XL machine has an even more powerful motor that maintains speed under heavy loads, while the three bowl tools and extra large bowl capacity allow you to take on just about any baking challenge.
Surprising and delighting family and friends with your home baking skills is now even easier than you might think. The new Kenwood Chef Sense XL has been redesigned and reengineered to guarantee that you get amazing results, every time.
Best in bowl
The new Chef Sense XL machine features a generous 6.7 litre stainless steel mixing bowl with graduations for easy measuring, so you can pour your ingredients straight into the bowl with no fuss. Everything, from the built-in bowl handles to the easy fit splashguard with extra large feed chute, is designed to be effortless and easy to use.
Dedicated bowl tools for every bake
The Chef Sense XL comes complete with 3 dedicated bowl tools to help you bake all your favourites.
The unique k-beater reaches every area of the bowl and is perfect for mixing dry ingredients or crushing biscuits for cheesecakes.
The balloon whisk is specially shaped to trap air while mixing and is ideal for making swiss rolls or fluffy sponges.
The dough hook is designed to take all the hard work out of kneading bread and is great for making those tougher doughs such as brioche, stolen or pizza bases.
Transform your Chef Sense XL into a true all round kitchen machine with the wide range of optional attachments available. Make homemade pasta, juice everything from oranges to carrots or prepare fresh beef burgers, all with just one machine.
New and improved features make everything you create with the Chef Sense XL effortless; baking with your kids has never been more fun. Intelligent speed control allows for perfect mixing every time, gradually increasing the speed of the 1200W motor from soft start to full speed to give you total control and reduce mess. In addition, the simple touch head lift lever allows you to access the bowl with a single touch.
Smaller tasks are no problem with the Chef Sense
Looking for a machine with a little less power? Have a small family you enjoy cooking for? No problem, the Chef Sense has all the great features of the Chef Sense XL but features a smaller, but still powerful, 1100W motor and a 4.6 litre bowl that is perfect for those who want to make cooking effortless.
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The short version? It's because we don't hold stock. Our partners deliver exactly what we need, after a deal has run. That way we keep our costs down, prices low and everybody (including you) happy.
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Having partnered with hundreds of stores in South Africa, there's (almost) always a Pick-up Point near you: often with opening hours of up to 15 hours per day - some (like fuel stations) are even open 24/7!
Why not give it a try today?
Well, because we also have to pay for delivery. And that money needs to come from somewhere.
Shipping costs money and we don't want to go bankrupt.
We have debated the merits of offering free shipping at length but the reality is that – without some magic source of free cash – the only place that money can come from is from our customers.
That leaves us with two options: hide it in the price of the product, or show it. We decided to be transparent and show it. This lets us cut our prices to the bare minimum and show you the best possible savings.
If we had incorporated the shipping cost into the price of an item, you’d pay double whenever you order more than one item but, in reality, the cost of shipping doesn’t necessarily go up.
By the way: the actual shipping charge you pay is a best-effort approximation of what shipping is going to cost us. As a result, ordering a 3kg item to Sandton or Cape Town may work out cheaper than a 75g iPhone cover to Springbok. Don’t blame us; blame the vast expanse that is our beautiful South Africa.
We'd love to offer free shipping. But we can't, because that means turning our company into a loss-making enterprise.
We rarely hold stock. Our partners deliver exactly what we need, after a deal has run. That way we keep our costs down, prices low and everybody (including you) happy.
We're not like other online shops with a fixed catalogue and tons of stock. Instead, most of our products never come back to our website again. That’s how we want it, as it keeps us fresh and unpredictable (win #1).
So, after you (and lots of others) have placed your orders, we go to our suppliers and place a massive, single order. Our suppliers love this, as it keeps things simple and moving along smoothly. Happy suppliers equal low prices (win #2).
Since we don’t hold stock, we can work with a cheaper, medium-sized warehouse, instead of a mega-warehouse (win #3) and we’re saving lots on not needing any processes involved in handling and returning unsold stock, allowing us to offer better deals (win #4).
The practice of not holding stock is one of the core principles behind OneDayOnly’s success. That, and our sparkling personalities of course.