JeronimoRetractable Table Tennis Play Set
R219
About
Convert your regular table at home into a mini table tennis court with the Black Series Retractable Table Tennis Set. The expandable and retractable net can clip on any table board within the thickness of 5cm making it suitable for use on most tables. Enjoy endless hours of fun for the whole family - portable so you can take with you to enjoy anywhere anytime!
Product Features
- Spring-style clamps quickly secure to tables up to 5cm thick.
- The net extends to 160cm. Warning: Do not pull the net over 160cm as this may cause problems to the retracting
- 3 x pro-style table tennis balls
- 2 x Wood paddles feature rubberized covers for solid performance
- 1 x retractable net
Specifications
- Dimensions of Extended net: 160cm x 14.7cm
- Dimensions of Ball: 3cm
- Dimensions of Paddle: 15cm x 25.6cm
- Dimensions of Wood handle: 10cm x 3cm
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