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Neither did we. But apparently it was a humdinger.
From the start one team was out-sportsing the other, but with almost nothing left on the clock the other team sportsed as hard as they could and took down the win in over time (which is how the Americans say extra time, we think).
And to top it off Justin Timberlake out JT'ed himself during the half time performance.
We haven't seen the good people of Donaldtrumpistan this excited in a long time. It's almost like they could save 40% or more on everything we're selling today.
They can't, obviously. They're over 14, 000 kilometres too north west for that, but their excitement levels were there or thereabouts.