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PortlandHandwoven Wicker Sofa Set

R26,999

Retail: R41,000
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Handwoven in Indonesia, the Portland sofa boasts natural full CL rattan and fabric cushions with removable covers.

Product Features
  • Handwoven in Indonesia
  • Portland sofa
  • Natural full CL rattan
  • Fabric cushions included
  • Removable covers
  • Ultimate style 
  • Perfect for patio's 
  • Great for Summer
  • Sophisticated
Product Specifications
  • 1 Seater:  1200mm (L) x 900mm (W) x 815mm (H) | Seat Depth:  550mm | Seat Height:  470mm
  • 3 Seater:  2200mm (L) x 900mm (W) x 815mm (H) | Seat Depth:  565mm | Seat Height:  470mm
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