Water Flower & White Woods
A fresh watery floral fragrance with cooling lemon and bergamot, herbal notes of thyme, nutmeg and clove are wrapped in a warm woody base of rosewood, cedar, fir & sandalwood
Green Fig and Cedar
A sumptuous fragrance of fresh figs is enlivened by tangy orange and grapefruit accords. A smooth base of rich woods and coconut milk adds warmth and depth.
Silver Birch & Black Pepper
Fresh, clean and totally indulgent. Cool birch leaf and rosemary accords entwine with cognac and spicy black pepper. All rest on a rich woody base of patchouli, sensuous amber and sultry musk
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And then just walk away like they haven't committed the biggest atrocity any kitchen has ever seen. They probably also make tea in the order: milk, hot water, sugar and then the tea bag.
It creates the perfect precipice of frustration: keep it bottled in and it'll eat away at you, but if you say something you're the overreacting party-pooper who sucks the fun out of everything.
We realise this might seem a little abstract (for context, somebody did this exact thing at the OneDayOnly headquarters at around 4 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and it's been bugging us since) but it must be addressed on a grand scale so these perpetrators can understand the extent of their heinous crime.
Anyhoo, here are a truckload of great deals and if that doesn't immediately make you forget about all of your problems in the world, you clearly handle stress differently to us.