Gobbit Angry Birds is a spin-off of Gobbit, with new rules that govern the ongoing war between the angry birds in question — specifically Red, Chuck and Bomb — and the pigs. In order to attack, players have to slap their opponents' cards while defending their own at the same time. The mechanics are also very simple. If there are two identical bird cards on the table, they both can attack a pig card. If there are two pig cards on the table, they can both go for a bird card. If an egg card appears, everyone goes for it. The last player with cards is the winner! It follows the Morning Family mantra by being easy to learn, difficult to master.
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