SandcastleGiant Sand-Free Beach Mat with Anchors and Convenient Carry Pouch
R299
About
At a whopping (L)220 x (W)190cm, our portable beach mat can fit the entire family! It has four anchor pockets, which you can fill with sand to weigh down the mat those windy days. Use the bonus front button pocket to store your keys, sunscreen, phone and money.
Product Features
- Lightweight and Portable: This may be an extra-large beach mat, but it weighs only 16oz! It folds down to just 6”x7” and comfortably fits in our convenient carrying bag. You can use it on a hike, at the park or use it for camping or picnics for no-hassle accommodation.
- Completely Sand Proof: Thanks to our folding beach mat, sand is a problem of the past! Our unique fabric is silky-smooth and soft to the touch, so a simple shake is all it takes to remove sand in seconds. And because it’s fast drying, it’s great for days spent at the pool.
- Durable Quality: Crafted with high-quality Nylon, our sandless beach mats are incredibly sturdy and resist tears! Great for rambunctious kids and pets, it’s a heavy-duty material that withstands just about anything, yet it remains totally breathable for superior comfort.
- Dimensions: (L)220 x (W)190cm
- Pouch dimensions: (L)20 x (W)13 x (D)6cm
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