Introducing the RETRO gaming console that comes with 621 inbuilt games, 2 controllers and HDMI connection, for INCREDIBLE FUN!!
Experience plug and play gaming at its finest with this all-in-one custom retro game system. Breathe new life into the GBA, NES, and SNES games of your childhood by playing them on purpose-built modern hardware. With enhanced graphics and HDMI output, your favourite games from the ’80s and ’90s will look and play better than ever. Don’t worry about running out of things to play, this console comes with 621 of the best classic games built right in.
Built-in 621 games, a nice way to recall the childhood
Suitable for TV with HDMI port
A perfect gift for your friends and families
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.