Just put it on and the pain is gone!
The Forever BackPlus Pain Relief System uses Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Simulation (T.E.N.S.) technology to alleviate pain associated with sore and aching muscles in the lower back due to strain from exercise and normal household or work activities.
The featured T.E.N.S. system stimulates the body's natural painkillers for effective pain relief and is doctor recommended for both men and women.
The Forever Back Plus system also provides much needed lumbar support.
WARNING: Do not use this device if you have a cardiac pacemaker, implanted defibrillator, or any other implanted metallic or electrical device. Pregnant women should consult their physician before using this device.
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