The books in this collection will be a striking success with any young football fan. They provide narrative accounts of the lives and careers of big-name players, including Cristiano Ronaldo, Gareth Bale and Wayne Rooney.
The books are presented in an eye-catching, illustrative style and look back at the players' incredible careers. They celebrate the big successes and provide overviews of the disappointments and how these sportsmen overcame them to get back to the top of the game.
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And we wish everybody running the best of luck, as we recline on the couch and chase a Bar One with a Sterie Stumpie. Extra fries > exercise.
We only tell you this because (insert gross assumption here) we know there's every chance you're going to perennially underachieve by comparison today - being a Sunday and all - and we hope to guilt you into making a comfort purchase.
Or buy something of your own accord. It's up to you. We're happy either way.