An innovative umbrella that allows you to be hands-free, to use your smartphone while it leans against your body, the double layer pongee fabric allows it to be windproof and make the umbrella sturdier. Easy to open and close in confined spaces unlike traditional umbrellas.
In this way, the dry inner side of the umbrella comes on the outside, keeping the wet side away to keep you dry when you make it in from the rain. The umbrella easily slices through all winds. Due to its aerodynamic design, the umbrella always finds the most comfortable position in the wind which makes it exceptionally pleasant to use, even in strong gales. If the canopy flips, it can be rectified at the push of a button.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.