**This deal is non-refundable after purchasing from OneDayOnly.
This summer, Life Grand Cafe will launch their inaugural Festival on the Docks, a day in the sun sampling some of the best local wine, gin, and beer South Africa has to offer.
The docks in the V&A is the perfect setting for a day out with friends, and promises a celebration of local South African flavours from our favourite distilleries.
After an afternoon of unlimited tastings, head on up to the restaurant and fill up on something from our extensive menu or, if you’re looking for something different, join us on a sunset cruise to Camps Bay on the well-known Tigger charter where we will wine and dine you during the two hour trip. You can also expect only the hottest tracks onboard from our resident DJ Marco V.
The Festival on the Docks is a day of local craft, delicious food, and bottomless tastings, all in the most Instagrammable setting.
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It creates the perfect precipice of frustration: keep it bottled in and it'll eat away at you, but if you say something you're the overreacting party-pooper who sucks the fun out of everything.
We realise this might seem a little abstract (for context, somebody did this exact thing at the OneDayOnly headquarters at around 4 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and it's been bugging us since) but it must be addressed on a grand scale so these perpetrators can understand the extent of their heinous crime.
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