ExpressPack of 2 Gel Based Wine Cooler Jackets
R159
About
The stylish Ice Wine Cooler Sleeve chills bottles of wine in a matter of minutes, keeping them cool throughout for hours. Lightweight and compact, this Wine Cooler Sleeve is great to take along to picnics, festivals, the races and other outdoor events which require wine drinking. The Velcro fastener can be adjusted around all shapes of bottles for a snug fit. Just store it in the freezer and pop it on the bottle when you need a quick chill
Product Features
- Fits all bottles, Including champagne
- 750 ml. to 2-litre sizes
- Store in freezer
- Adjusts tightly around the bottle with the hook tape closure to keep bottles cooler longer
- Special formula gel is non-toxic
- Care instructions: Hand wash only
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