UniversalEMS Hip & Booty Trainer Muscle Stimulator
R149
About
Get the booty you have always wanted!
EMS (Electrical Muscle Stimulation) is a revolutionary technology, which sends a signal directly to the muscles through electrical stimulation to promote muscle movement to lose fat and build body figure. The electric massage causes the muscles to contract and relax rhythmically.
The trainer is for body shaping and muscle strengthening. It can help to tone, tighten and firm your hips & buttocks. The trainer will do the work for you while you watch TV or relax. This device has shown positive results to improve and sculpt not only your butt, but also your thighs. It also works to relieve muscle pain, just like an electric massage causing muscles to rhythmically contract and relax.
Product Features
- Only takes 20 MINs to get both superficial and deep muscle trained
- Requires 2 AAA batteries (not included)
- Relives muscle pain
- Shapes and strengthens muscles
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