This big-hearted girl is a real keeper. She will keep anything safe that you entrust to her care: from your prized possessions to your special secrets. She is not shy of being on the bigger side and has room for anything from large laptops, binders and books (which makes her perfect for the classroom or office) to beach accessories and overnight clothes (which makes her perfect for fun outings). Her name rightfully means “whole” as she will complete you! She is just so irresistibly likeable and incredibly reliable.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.