The OfficeEminem Office Chair
R1,999
About
The Eminem Office hair comes with 50MM PU Casters, 350MM Black Coated Nylon Base, 100MM Gas lift; Butterfly Mechanism; Black Coated PP Armrest With Upholstered Padded Seat.
Product Features:
- 50MM Blue/Red PU Casters
- 350MM Black Coated Nylon Base
- 100MM Gas lift; Butterfly Mechanism
- Black Coated PP Armrest
- Upholstered Padded Seat
- Great for the office
Product Specifications:
- Assembled Size: 63(W) x 67(D) x 114-124(H)
- Back Rest Size: 70(W) x 51.5(D)
- Seat Size: 49.5(W) x 51.5(D)
- Max User Weight: 100kg
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.