Gather Friends
Get 3 or more of your stupid friends together who you have incriminating stories about. New friends will work too.
Draw a Card
Decide who in the group should be tagged with the card and why.
Everyone Loses
The judge makes the final call on who gets tagged with the card. First, one to 7 cards loses. There are no winners in this game, only losers.
Today's deals are a collection of things you see at friend's houses and really want, yet never seem to find them for sale anywhere no matter how hard you look.
You have two options. You can either buy 'em right here and now, or you can continue with your plan to steal the desired object from your friend, because "it'd look way better at your house anyway".
We recommend the former, and not just because it'll put bucks in our pocket. Crime is not the answer. Plus you'd never be able to have that person over for fear of being caught.
This way not only can you invite them round, but you can also enjoy the shock on their face when they realise your little summin'-summin' is just that bit nicer than theirs.
Eat your heart out, Joneses.