StanfieldDeep Buttoned Fabric Couch
R12,999
About
The epitome of luxury, the Stanfield is classy and stylish. Deep buttoned design cloaked in a variety of high-quality fabric and colours.
With its characteristic features, this couch has retained its famous charm over the years.
Product Features
- Deep buttoned
- Classic couch
- Beautiful
- Luxurious
- Interior decor
Product Specification
- Dimensions: 2450mm (L) x 970mm (W) x 750mm (H) | Seat Height: 455mm | Seat Depth: 630mm
- Partial Assembly - This item is delivered moderately assembled. Requires installation of some sections to complete the product assembly, such as screwing in legs.
Note: Only items specified are included. Any other furniture pieces, décor and accessories shown in the product photography are excluded.
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.