*Alcohol is not for sale to people under the age of 18
Dalwhinnie is Gaelic for "meeting place" and the village of this name stands at the junction of old cattle-driving routes. It is the highest distillery in the Highlands. The particular effects of the drastic seasonal temperature changes which lead to snow-melted waters are used in the whisky making process to create a distinctive taste.
Tasting Notes
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.