Tired of sofa slipcovers that require tucking and tying but want to protect your couch from pets, spills, and stains. Then you need the easy-to-use Couch Coat that protects your furniture from unsightly stains, shedding pets and messy kids.
Just drape it over your couch for everyday use and remove it when company comes or for easy machine washing. It even has arm covers to protect armrests. It is reversible so you can change the look with a simple flip.
Perfect to warm up cold leather couches or give older furniture an instant facelift. Forget expensive reupholstering or buying a new couch.
And then just walk away like they haven't committed the biggest atrocity any kitchen has ever seen. They probably also make tea in the order: milk, hot water, sugar and then the tea bag.
It creates the perfect precipice of frustration: keep it bottled in and it'll eat away at you, but if you say something you're the overreacting party-pooper who sucks the fun out of everything.
We realise this might seem a little abstract (for context, somebody did this exact thing at the OneDayOnly headquarters at around 4 o'clock on Tuesday afternoon and it's been bugging us since) but it must be addressed on a grand scale so these perpetrators can understand the extent of their heinous crime.
Anyhoo, here are a truckload of great deals and if that doesn't immediately make you forget about all of your problems in the world, you clearly handle stress differently to us.