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BluntClassic Umbrella

R649

Retail: R1,100
About

The BLUNT™ Classic is our original and top performing umbrella. This 2nd generation Classic is a full sized stick umbrella, the perfect umbrella for those needing good coverage, coupled with performance and style.

Product Features
  • Aerodynamic Weather Canopy
  • Available in various vibrant colours
  • Quick Dry Polyester Fabric
  • Unflappable and easy to control
  • High tension canopy
  • Wind tunnel tested
  • Storm resistant
  • Fibreglass ribs
Product Specifications
  • Diameter: 120cm
  • Length: 84cm
  • Weight: 640g
  • Fabric: Polyester
  • 2 year warranty

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