With an award-winning design, the G5 Plus system boasts an unobtrusive touch keypad that is easy on the eye and simple to operate on. Simply insert a regular-sized SIM card with credit, and when the system detects acts of intrusion, you and your family will be notified by SMS text messages and phone calls while the built-in loud siren sounds at a formidable decibel as a deterrent.
Not we, as in the good hard-working copywriters of OneDayOnly. But enough of the staff members have entered for us to use the collective "we" without technically lying.
And we wish everybody running the best of luck, as we recline on the couch and chase a Bar One with a Sterie Stumpie. Extra fries > exercise.
We only tell you this because (insert gross assumption here) we know there's every chance you're going to perennially underachieve by comparison today - being a Sunday and all - and we hope to guilt you into making a comfort purchase.
Or buy something of your own accord. It's up to you. We're happy either way.