Finally! A practical solution for "the gap" (a.k.a oblivion). Yes, folks, this guy is designed to prevent your valuables from getting lost in the gap between your seat and centre console while simultaneously creating more storage space. Simply slide one between your seat and console for a nice snug fit. They're quite shallow and can effortlessly store things like loose change, wallets, phones, sunglasses and more! It's also super easy to install clean. Fits most cars.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.