360 DegreesCantilever Umbrella
R3,749
About
Looking to relax outside but worried about the sweltering South African sun? Then this 360-degree large cantilever umbrella is perfect for you. It really is the best way to protect your skin, stay out of the sun while still enjoying being outdoors.
Product Features
- Large 360-degree cantilever umbrella
- Features rotational 360-degree base
- Adjustable crank for easy operation
- Stay out of the hot sun
- Protect your skin
- Gets you outdoors
Product Specifications
- Dimensions: 3000mm (L) x 3400mm (W) x 2560mm (H)
- Umbrella diameter: 3.3m
- Colour: Beige or Grey
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Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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