Bite HelperPortable Bug Itching Relief Pen
R249
Please note: For hygiene reasons, exchanges and returns will not be facilitated on these items.
About
Bite Helper utilizes Thermo-Pulse Technology™ that delivers heat and vibration to the affected area increasing circulation and localized blood flow. Bite Helper is drug and chemical free.
No matter who you are no matter where you are, you have probably been bitten by mosquitoes. Annoying itch and irritation, discomfort, anxiety and loss of sleep is really a nuisance. If you are like most people you hated it. And with the threat of Zika, Malaria, Dengue and other viruses carried by mosquitoes it is a dangerous gamble.
Existing insect repellents, creams, ointments, sprays, bracelets, patches don’t always work. Mosquitoes still bite us, and we continue to itch!
EASY TO USE
Quickly Therminates Itch and Irritation of mosquito bites – No more Itch!
THERMO-PULSE TECHNOLOGY™
Delivers heat & vibration to the affected area increasing localized blood flow and circulation - soothing the itch.
DRUG & CHEMICAL FREE
Non-Toxic, gentle to skin, safe to use on adults and on kids over 4 years of age.
REUSABLE DEVICE
Battery operated itch solution for the people you care about.
Product Features:
- Thermo-Pulse-Technology™ delivers heat and vibration to the affected area increasing localized blood flow.
- Non-Toxic, gentle to skin, safe to use on adults and on kids over 4 years of age.
- Will not decrease or suppress the allergic reaction to bites.
- uses two AA size 1.5-volt batteries. Alkaline batteries are recommended. (not included)
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