GlobalBenriner Japanese Jumbo Mandoline
R799
About
Featuring two-way slicing blades with the capacity to create slices between 0.5mm and 9mm in thickness, this jumbo vegetable slicer is a true workhorse. The obvious benefits of precision mandoline-style slicing with this uber sharp Vegetable Slicer include precision cuts, no electricity required and easy clean up. Constructed in Japan with blades made from high grade stainless steel and using only food safe and BPA-free materials, this slicer features a finger guard for your safety. Hand washing is recommended to retain the sharpness of your blades
Details
- Only 1 blade
- Sturdy body – tested for maximum safety and stability
- Double-sided blade cuts in both directions
- Cuts cleanly / minimizes damage to foods
- No electrical power required
- Ultra sharp Japanese stainless steel blades
- BPA-free materials
- Colour: White
- Hand washing recommended
- Dimensions: 33 cm x 16 cm
- Constructed in Japan
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