The Gerber Ultimate Multi-Tools Bear Grylls Survival Edition w/ Nylon Sheath is the perfect tool for surviving in the wilderness.
Bear Grylls once said, "You only have one chance at life, and you have to grab it boldly."
The same is true if you replace the word 'life' with 'Lunchtime Deals'.
And you don't really have to grab it boldly, you just have to be quick.
Pee purification system not included.