The Ashley Leather handbag is our signature TAN bag. Ashley means “powerful and complete” and that is exactly what this big girl is about. She is strong enough to help you carry almost anything – from all your daily essentials to your shopping. Moreover, she is “totes” the most gorgeous bag on the block. She is thus the complete and powerful solution to fashion and a full life. Ashley is bound to become any lady’s best friend.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.