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UlikeAnti-aging Eye Massager Wand

R339

Retail: R650
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Enhance absorption through heated treatment with the Ulike Anti-aging Eye Massager Wand. The high frequency vibration maximises the efficiency of your skin care products. Relieve dark circles and under-eye puffiness, fade fine lines, firm and lift your skin.

Massage Mode (Blue Light): 

  • Can relieve fatigue
  • Help the skin expel toxins and eliminate edema
  • Reshape the eye's contour and curve
  • Make the skin firm and elastic

Magnetic Heat Lifting Mode (Red Light 45℃±5℃ )

  • Increase the cell vitality 
  • Accelerate the blood circulation
  • Smoothes fine lines and wrinkles
  • Firms skin
  • Helps with skin decolouration and scars
  • Restore the signs of aging
Product Features
  • USB charging
  • Micro-shock massage
  • Smart touch
  • 2 Modes
  • Charge time:1.5 hours
  • Anti-aging
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