EVOX ALPHA PRE-SURGE EXTREME is the most advance, high strength pre-workout available on the market today! Scientifically formulated to include the most important performance nutritional technology available, to help you augment your performance levels by manipulating your pre-workout performance levels and intra-workout recovery capacity.
EVOX ALPHA PRE-SURGE EXTREME has been developed to include a unique combination of ingredients, which have all been shown to improve exercise fatigue tolerance levels by enhancing your output capacity, thereby warding off lethargy and accelerating gains, increasing your muscle pump and elevating mental alertness for the ultimate in performance levels.
The underpinning of this high strength pre-workout is the HYPER-ENERGY STACK, containing 320mg of Caffeine Anhydrous, supported by the addition of Green Coffee-Bean Extract and Green Tea Extract. Our unique SURGE-M-VOL STACK supports aggressive vasodilation and hyper cellular volumisation for increased muscle pumps, dense intra-muscular nutrient pooling and accelerated lean mass gains.
The CREA-SURGE LOAD feeds off the benefits of the HYPER-ENERGY STACK, with the bi-creatine and BCAA formula being delivered and overloaded into the working muscle tissue mass for rapid ATP production and recovery, longer lasting sets and heavier lifts.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.