adidasStretch Assist Band
R229
About
Designed to improve and aid your stretches, the adidas Stretch Assist Band features six loop attachments to develop your mobility. Supporting both static and dynamic warmups, the band’s durable straps facilitate your performance with effective stretching.
Product Features
- Develops mobility
- Durable woven material
- Optimises static and dynamic stretching
- Six loop attachments
- Assist you with holding stretches during warm-up and cool down
- Helps train muscle fibres to relax into the stretch
- Develops flexibility and range of motion during rehabilitation
- 6 loops provide varying degrees of stretch
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Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
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Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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