Ultimate WhiteActivated Charcoal Teeth Whitening Powder
R199
About
Derived from the highest-quality coconut sources, Ultimate White’s activated charcoal formula is safe to use for whitening your teeth while being easy on your gums. Ultimate White naturally whitens your teeth, not through harsh dental-grade whitening peroxides, but the power of Activated Charcoal, natures best purifies and detoxifiers. Ultimate White’s unique formula whitens your teeth over time, and helps remove stains from several causes: coffee-stains, wine, cigarettes, and more - all without harsh chemicals or bleach.
Product Features
- WHITER & BRIGHTER: Remove coffee, tea, wine and tobacco stains, detoxify your mouth, fights cavities, plaque, bacteria, gingivitis and preventing tooth decay, strengthens enamel, improves gum health and freshens breath
- 100% NATURAL & ORGANIC: All Natural Coconut Activated Charcoal powder from the purest sources and doesn't have any harsh chemicals.No fluoride and no artificial colours. Great for sensitive teeth and improves oral health
- EASY TO USE: Slightly wet your toothbrush, dip powder, brush in small, gentle circles for 2 minutes, Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste to clean the black residual powder, finally rinse your mouth thoroughly
- VALUE FOR MONEY: At least 80 uses per pot
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We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
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