Smokehead700ml High Voltage Single Malt Whisky
R949
About
A Single Malt Whisky that’s an assault on your senses, Smokehead is for those who smoke tradition and dodge the drab. It’s an award-winning whisky that’s as bold in taste as it is in attitude. High Voltage boasts a breathtaking intensity with a sweet yet salty finish.
Product Features
- Intense peat and smoke, maritime air, porridge oats, clean vanilla and toffee on the nose
- Full-on flavour with the burn of hot spirit — the mouth fills with smoke, feeling almost thick with oiliness before softening and becoming creamier, with nutty, briny and citrus notes
- At the finish, sweetness mixes nicely with the slowly fading smoke, leaving a salty tang
Product Specification
- Super Premium
- 700ml
- Alcohol: 58%
- Islay, Scotland
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