The perfect companion for long car journeys or times when the air in your vehicle feels dry or stagnant, our USB powered spaceship humidifier provides a much-needed breath of fresh air.
One of our ultra mood-enhancing accessories, this can be used handheld or mounted to your vents using the magnetic mounting accessory. Water-soluble aromatherapy fragrances can also be used to provide a pleasant scent to your car’s interior – however, please note that oil-based fragrances may not be used.
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.