Smeg50's Style Pastel Pink Retro 2 Slice Toaster
R1,699
About
In its shapes, the Smeg toasters combine ergonomics, functionality, and aesthetic balance. Breakfast, lunch, brunch, or just snacking - when you fall in love with the Smeg ‘50s Style toasters, you’ll find every available excuse to use it.
Product Features
- 2 slice retro design toaster
- Stainless steel body
- Extra wide slots
- Self-centering racks
- 6 browning levels
- Reheat, defrost, cancel and bagel functions
- Removable crumb tray
- Built-in cord wrap
- Anti-slip feet
Product Specifications
- Power: 950W
- Slot dimensions: H 11cm x L 14.7cm x W 3.6cm
- External dimensions: H 19.8cm x L 31cm x W 19.5cm
- 6 browning levels
- Reheat, defrost, cancel and bagel functions
Writer's block
Ours is about 3 feet by 3 feet, and on our left is the account's block. The marketing block is down the hall.
We're joking. Obviously.
Ours is at least 5 by 5, and on Wednesdays we're allowed to write in coffee shops to maintain the illusion that we're "successful" and "writerly".
Coming up with a write up for the simple sake of a write up does, however, become difficult when we're staring complete lack of creativity right in the face. But apparently asking management to cancel all the deals for the day isn't a viable fix.
As they so delicately put it, it'd be like a comedian having the option to suddenly cancel a show if they're not feeling up to it. Not on our watch, they said. You'll do a write up whether you like it or not, they said. And be funny, they said.
So here we are, doing a write up and being funny.